Installing love— It’s easy and simple!
Tech Support: Yes, how can I help u?
Customer: well, after much consideration, i have decided to install love. Can you guide me thru d process?
Tech Support: yes, I can help you. Are u ready to proceed?
Customer: well I m not very technical, but I think I’m ready. Tell me now, what do i do first?
Tech Support: the first step is to open ur heart. have u located ur heart?
Customer: Yes, but there are several programmes running now. Is it okay to install love while they are running?
Tech Support: Err... wat programmes r running, can u list them 4 me?
Customer: Let's see, i have past hurt, low self esteem, grudge and resentment running right now.
Tech Support: No problem, u can go right ahead. Love will gradually erase past hurt from ur current operating system. It may remain in ur permanent memory but it will no longer disrupt other programmes.
Love will eventually override low self esteem with module of its own called high self esteem. However, u have to completely turn off grudge and resentment. Those programmes prevent love from being properly installed.
Tell me, can you turn those off?
Customer: Umm.. let me see. Actually, i don’t know hw to turn them off. Can you tell me how? Please help.
Tech Support: With pleasure. It's really quite simple. Go to your start menu and invoke forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until grudge and resentment have been completely erased.
Customer: Okay, done! Wow, love has started installing' itself. Is that normal?
Tech Support: Yes, but remember that u have only the base prog. It's quite basic. You need to begin connecting to other hearts to get the upgrades.
Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says 'Error-- Programme not run on external components.' What shud I do now?
Tech Support: Don’t worry, relax. It means that love prog. is set up to run on internal hearts, but has not yet been run on ur heart. In non technical terms, it simply means you have to love yourself before you can love others.
Customer: So, what shud i do?
Tech Support: pull down self acceptance; then click on the following files: Forgive Self; Realise ur worth; and acknowledge ur limitations.
Customer: Okay, done. That was too difficult.
Tech Support: Now, copy them to the 'My Heart' directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programmes. Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-criticism from all directories and empty your recycle bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.
Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over my haert. Is this normal?
Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and running. One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to pass it and is various modules around to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and return some cool modules back to you.
Customer: Thank you, thank you so much.
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